ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

idyluke:

x

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

thevampsoffical:

+

sarcalstic:

it's not a secret, that i'm just a reject

buy here

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

flowerstyless:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

Concerts