Is there alcohol in this?


first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

@williedevine84: Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!


Michael and Calum talking about the first time they saw Ashton.


((let’s hope i’m not offending anyone))


That is the face of a man who has to do this all the time. 


single michael borrowing his bandmates children and taking them to the park because he knows girls love guys with kids but the kids spend the entire day dragging him around the playscape and he gets stuck in a tunnel chasing calum’s son and when the rest of the band finally shows up it’s to the fire department trying to pull michael backwards out of the tunnel while calum’s son cries because he thinks he’s killed uncle michael